Title: this was no accident; this was a therapeutic chain of events
Author: texaswatermelon 
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Rachel/Quinn
Rating: NC-17
Summary: She supposes that it’s just something Rachel needs, the same way that she needs to feel someone’s pulse under her hand or blood under her nails to really feel alive. She knows it’s not normal, but if anything about her life was normal she’d still be Lucy Fabray and her nose would still resemble a potato and she wouldn’t have anything even remotely resembling stretch marks on her body.
Disclaimer: Glee is property of Ryan Murphy Television and 20th Century Fox. All characters, places, and recognizable names herein have been borrowed for the use of this fanfiction. Title from “Camisado” by Panic At The Disco. This story is a work of fiction and is in no way affiliated with the aforementioned groups. No infringement intended.
Archiving: at inkyxfingers 
Word Count: 6,028
Warnings: Blood play, breath play, really rough sex, possible triggers, possibly disturbing images, swearing, angst. Spoilers for everything up through 2x22.
A/N: I woke up one morning with this idea in my head, which tells you just how fucked up my subconscious apparently is. Inspired mostly by discussions of Serial Killer!Quinn on Tumblr. This is definitely not a happy story for our girls, so abandon all hope ye who enter here looking for fluff. I’ve taken some liberties with the Lucy timeline, because I dgaf. Unbeta’d, as per usual. Please enjoy, or like, try I guess.

xx

( it's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional; it sure as hell ain't normal, but we deal, we deal )

Title: Kiss and Tell (Loose Lips Sink Ships)
Author: texaswatermelon 
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Quinn/Shelby, eventual Quinn/Brittany, eventual Rachel/Santana
Rating: R, for language and possible adult situations
Summary: In which Quinn and Shelby reenact “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police, or Loving Annabelle, whichever you prefer.
Disclaimer: Glee is property of Ryan Murphy Television and 20^th Century Fox.  All characters, places, and recognizable names herein have been borrowed for the use of this fanfiction.  Title from “XO” by Fall Out Boy.  This story is a work of fiction and is in no way affiliated with the aforementioned groups.  No infringement intended.
Archiving: at inkyxfingers 
Word Count: 3,864
Chapters: Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five (A) | Part Five (B) | Part Six (A) | Part Six (B) | Part Seven | Part Eight
A/N: AU Quinn has always gone to Carmel school district, so none of her storyline from Glee applies.  This takes place during the same year as season 1 of Glee, so just assume spoilers for all episodes.  On the WMHS side of things, there will be an OC who will replace Quinn and take over her whole plot.  Assume that everything follows cannon over there unless otherwise mentioned in the story.  As far as Vocal Adrenalin goes, I’ll be mentioning some real characters and some OC characters, so don’t get confused there.  If anything is unclear, just ask and I’ll try my best to Windex that shit. Unbeta’d; all mistakes are my own.
Warnings: This story deals with issues of alcoholism, abuse of prescription medication, neglect, minor instances of child abuse, student/teacher relationships, sexual relations with a minor, and of course femslash.  Now, as far as I know, the legal age of consent in Ohio is 16, but it’s still pretty taboo; we’re talking about a relationship between a sixteen-year-old and a woman in her mid thirties, so.  If any of that stuff is a bother to you, I would suggest finding something else to read. Also, angst.  So, that being said, please enjoy.

A/N2: I would just like to say that I have absolutely nothing written after this part, so like don't get your hopes up that I've started being productive or something because knowing me it will be forever before I get another part up.  HOWEVER, I have been rewatching episodes, which has made me want to write more so, let's hope.  It has also reminded me of just how fucking much I miss the back 13 of season one.  SUCH QUALITY.  WHERE DID IT ALL GO?

( What did it ever do for me? I say. )

Title: I’m Touching Hands (With Someone Seriously Beautiful)
Author: texaswatermelon 
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Santana/Quinn
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “What do you want me to say, Q? Do you want me to tell you you’re pretty; that if I wasn’t trying to woo Brittany I’d totally be trying to get with you instead?”
Disclaimer: Glee is property of Ryan Murphy Television and 20^th Century Fox.  All characters, places, and recognizable names herein have been borrowed for the use of this fanfiction.  Title from “He About to Lose Me” by Britney Spears.  This story is a work of fiction and is in no way affiliated with the aforementioned groups.  No infringement intended.
Archiving: at inkyxfingers 
Word Count: 2,720
A/N: Written for this prompt at the glee_kink_meme: Quinn is feeling insecure, Santana’s recently came out of the closet; it’s seems like an easy solution; Quinn goes to Santana to maybe coax her into admitting she’s had a crush on her or something like that, only she gets way more than she bargained for; Santana tells her she’s beautiful and touches her like she means it, Quinn ends up crying at the sincerity of it all. This doesn’t follow that exactly, but it’s pretty close. This is my first attempt at Quinntana because I really don’t even ship them tbh, but more importantly it’s my first real attempt at Santana, so please let me know how it is because I will need to perfect this for another fic I’m writing.
Warnings: Lots of swearing, because seriously, this is Santana, guys. And also some poorly written sex. Abuse of commas and rambly, run-on sentences. And speculation for the events of 2x20 “Prom Queen.” Un-beta’d, as usual, so any and all mistakes belong to me. Also, this is like, a little harsh towards Rachel Berry, not that I don’t love her, but again, this is Santana. And Quinn. So yeah.

Title: Kiss and Tell (Loose Lips Sink Ships)

Author: texaswatermelon 
Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Quinn/Shelby, eventual Quinn/Brittany, eventual Rachel/Santana

Rating: R, for language and possible adult situations

Summary: In which Quinn and Shelby reenact “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police, or Loving Annabelle, whichever you prefer.

Disclaimer: Glee is property of Ryan Murphy Television and 20^th Century Fox.  All characters, places, and recognizable names herein have been borrowed for the use of this fanfiction.  Title from “XO” by Fall Out Boy.  This story is a work of fiction and is in no way affiliated with the aforementioned groups.  No infringement intended.

Archiving: at inkyxfingers 
Word Count: 3,509
Chapters: Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five (A) | Part Five (B) | Part Six (A) | Part Six (B) | Part Seven

A/N: AU Quinn has always gone to Carmel school district, so none of her storyline from Glee applies.  This takes place during the same year as season 1 of Glee, so just assume spoilers for all episodes.  On the WMHS side of things, there will be an OC who will replace Quinn and take over her whole plot.  Assume that everything follows cannon over there unless otherwise mentioned in the story.  As far as Vocal Adrenalin goes, I’ll be mentioning some real characters and some OC characters, so don’t get confused there.  If anything is unclear, just ask and I’ll try my best to Windex that shit.  Unbeta’d; all mistakes are my own.

Warnings: This story deals with issues of alcoholism, abuse of prescription medication, neglect, minor instances of child abuse, student/teacher relationships, sexual relations with a minor, and of course femslash.  Now, as far as I know, the legal age of consent in Ohio is 16, but it’s still pretty taboo; we’re talking about a relationship between a sixteen-year-old and a woman in her mid thirties, so.  If any of that stuff is a bother to you, I would suggest finding something else to read.  Also, angst.  So, that being said, please enjoy.

A/N2: Okay, well I suck, but whatever we all knew this already.  I just have a few things to address, and only one of them has any relevance to this fic, so we'll start with that.  So I was perusing the Glee Wiki and I happened to discover the fact that apparently Andrea Cohen is not the same as the bitch at the end of S1 who eggs Rachel and whatever.  That bitch is named Giselle, but since I think it's retarded that Glee has no continuity regarding its souless automatons, I'm going to just disregard this fact and have you all pretend that Andrea Cohen is the same bitch at the end of S1 and Giselle just like, doesn't exist.  So that's that.

On another note, I'm sure I'm probably the only one who thinks this, but since this is my fic I'm going to say whatever I want, and what I want to say is this: Quinn's new haircut is atrocious.  I don't know what the hell is going on, and I love Quinn and Dianna to death, but every single episode that I watch of late has me completely distracted by her ridiculous hair.  Maybe it's not as bad as I think it is and the Glee stylists just don't know what to do with it, but.  Anyway, I had to get that off of my chest.

And finally, HOLY FUCKING SHIT with these last two episodes.  Firstly, IFP/U was the greatest song ever.  But Lucy Caboosey?  Just.  No.  And then there's the promo for next week's prom episode, and I just don't even know what to say.  It hurts me just to look at it.  I don't think I trust RIB enough to make this forgivable at all.  I don't know, you guise.  I just don't know.

Anyway, that's all I had to say.  I have been working hard to get ahead in this fic, so hopefully I can treat you guys to some frequent updates, especially considering the fact that I have exactly nothing to do while I sit around for the next month and wait until I'm able to go back to my own fucking country.  So, please enjoy!


( To the love: I left my conscience pressed between the pages of the Bible in the drawer; )

Title: Kiss and Tell (Loose Lips Sink Ships)

Author: texaswatermelon 

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Quinn/Shelby, eventual Quinn/Brittany, eventual Rachel/Santana

Rating: R, for language and possible adult situations

Summary: In which Quinn and Shelby reenact “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police, or Loving Annabelle, whichever you prefer.

Disclaimer: Glee is property of Ryan Murphy Television and 20^th Century Fox.  All characters, places, and recognizable names herein have been borrowed for the use of this fanfiction.  Title from “XO” by Fall Out Boy.  This story is a work of fiction and is in no way affiliated with the aforementioned groups.  No infringement intended.

Archiving: at inkyxfingers 

Word Count: 1,974

Chapters: Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six 

A/N: AU Quinn has always gone to Carmel school district, so none of her storyline from Glee applies.  This takes place during the same year as season 1 of Glee, so just assume spoilers for all episodes.  On the WMHS side of things, there will be an OC who will replace Quinn and take over her whole plot.  Assume that everything follows cannon over there unless otherwise mentioned in the story.  As far as Vocal Adrenalin goes, I’ll be mentioning some real characters and some OC characters, so don’t get confused there.  If anything is unclear, just ask and I’ll try my best to Windex that shit.  Unbeta’d; all mistakes are my own.

Warnings: This story deals with issues of alcoholism, abuse of prescription medication, neglect, minor instances of child abuse, student/teacher relationships, sexual relations with a minor, and of course femslash.  Now, as far as I know, the legal age of consent in Ohio is 16, but it’s still pretty taboo; we’re talking about a relationship between a sixteen-year-old and a woman in her mid thirties, so.  If any of that stuff is a bother to you, I would suggest finding something else to read.  Also, angst.  So, that being said, please enjoy.

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